sign that it is time to get a new computer

i got a 'free' mini-dvd with my new yoga mat. i wasn't expecting much, but for kicks i put it in my computer - only to realize that i have no dvd drive. yes, it's petty, but it's the little things.

i will be shopping for a laptop in the sub $500 range around christmas time and would be interested in recommendations/disrecommendations from the peanut gallery.

things i need:

- excellent wireless abilities
- modest memory & storage requirements
- exceptional reliability &
- no fuss service contract
- dock, replicator, whatchamacallit
- cd, dvd, etc
- lots and lots of usb ports
- domestic customer support (bonus for happy & well-treated)

things i don't need

- l33t gamer machine

things i would like
- lightweight
-... a red case would be nice :)