I'm done

"Well, it certainly does because our-- our next door neighbors are foreign countries. They're in the state that I am the executive of. And there in Russia--"

-Palin explaining why being Alaska's Governor (or executive as she prefers) gives her foreign policy experience. full article , video and everything. The 'media' are not beating up Princess Palin, she just can't take it.

...And I am a zoologist because I am looking at a model of a plastic rhinoceros.