what morbid friends i have,

[magicicada]

and yet, i follow the meme.

You can expect to die on:
August 17, 2045
at the age of 73 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (42%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Homicide (5%)