The Obama Telegram

[magicicada]

TO: HON JOHN MCCAIN, MEMBER CONGRESS, WASHINGTON DC

WILL BE IN OXFORD FRIDAY EXPECT TO SEE YOU THERE STOP BEING PRESIDENT REQUIRES WALKING CHEWING GUM SIMULTANEOUS STOP

SENATOR BARACK OBAMA

PS CHICKEN

Comments

Re: MODERATOR, please!

[gardenwaltz.livejournal.com]

Well gee, I'd send it to McCain, but he's not ready for the internet. Besides, that would leave Palin in charge and I think you may have gathered how I feel about her.

Re: MODERATOR, please!

[tonytraductor.livejournal.com]

Yeah...no, that's a bad idea.
Of course, you say that as if they'd won the election already.
Then again, the way the last two elections were stolen, anything could happen.
Knock on wood.