The Obama Telegram

[magicicada]

TO: HON JOHN MCCAIN, MEMBER CONGRESS, WASHINGTON DC

WILL BE IN OXFORD FRIDAY EXPECT TO SEE YOU THERE STOP BEING PRESIDENT REQUIRES WALKING CHEWING GUM SIMULTANEOUS STOP

SENATOR BARACK OBAMA

PS CHICKEN

Comments

Re: MODERATOR, please!

[tonytraductor.livejournal.com]

Yeah...no, that's a bad idea.
Of course, you say that as if they'd won the election already.
Then again, the way the last two elections were stolen, anything could happen.
Knock on wood.